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Saturday Dec 20, 2025
Saturday Dec 20, 2025
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It's 11:47 PM at the office holiday party. The fuckletoe is hanging. Terry from accounting smells like mothballs and cheap whiskey.
Sharon from HR is cornering you. And somewhere, a plant is weaponized into a tool for 'mandatory fun.' Let's call this holiday tradition what it is: Fuckletoe
Saturday Dec 20, 2025
Saturday Dec 20, 2025
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Alright now, check this out. It's December 24th, 2:47 AM. You got tape stuck to your elbow, your scissors done vanished like your ex's commitment, and this bike—this goddamn bike—got instructions written in IKEA Swedish.
Your Christmas spirit? It's in that $6 bottle of wine, and that wine is almost empty. You didn't sign up for this. But you here. And we got a word for this special kind of holiday trauma: Fuckmas Eve. Let's get into it
Saturday Dec 20, 2025
Saturday Dec 20, 2025
"It's 4:47 PM. You're in therapy, finally feeling like you might be okay. Your phone buzzes. It's your landlord: 'Rent's due.' Your ex just liked a photo from 2019. Your mom is calling. You haven't eaten since yesterday. The universe is playing its favorite game: 'Let's see if they break.' Let's call this perfectly timed chaos what it is: Fuckstances.
Saturday Dec 20, 2025
Saturday Dec 20, 2025
It's Thanksgiving. Your MAGA-hat uncle just discovered a 2012 meme that "explains the economy." Your vegan cousin is performing a funeral for the turkey. Your mom just asked why you're still single. And you're three glasses of wine deep, smiling through clenched teeth, earning the only trophy that matters. Let's call this family dinner survival award what it is: Fucktrophe
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Saturday Dec 20, 2025
Saturday Dec 20, 2025
"It's January 19th. You spent 90 days dieting. You lost zero pounds. You worked 60 hours for a $0.75 raise. You dated the same toxic type for a decade and wound up exactly where you started—just older and angrier. Let's call this special kind of progress what it is: Fuckward.
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Friday Dec 19, 2025
Friday Dec 19, 2025
"It's 8:03 AM on a Monday. The Fucksaurus in accounting just started his daily rant about the copier.
This is impressive, because that copier died during the Obama administration.
He's been complaining about the same thing since 1997. His LinkedIn still says 'synergy.' He just asked if you can fax over a PDF. Let's call this human fossil what he is: Fucksaurus.
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Friday Dec 19, 2025
Friday Dec 19, 2025
"It's 4:55 PM on a Tuesday. You finally fixed the car. You paid off one credit card. You think you're winning. Then your ex texts 'hey,' your boss schedules a 'quick sync,' your phone buzzes with a student loan reminder, and your problems start playing the world's saddest song on an instrument nobody asked for. Let's call this chaotic symphony what it is: Fuckordion.
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Friday Dec 19, 2025
Friday Dec 19, 2025
"It's Tuesday morning. You survived Monday by sheer caffeine and spite. Then Tuesday walked in wearing Monday's stained hoodie, demanding respect, and ruined your whole vibe. You're not quitting, but you're not trying either. Let's call this survival attitude what it is: Fucktude."
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Friday Dec 19, 2025
Friday Dec 19, 2025
Welcome to The Daily Fckcabulary: 60 Seconds of Therapeutic Sarcasm. I'm Hawsé Sumi—Pittsburgh artist, two-time August Wilson House grant recipient, Paramount+ licensed creator, and the author of the UnF🍸ckable Book Series.
For 365 days, I'm dropping one new word, one piece of original art, and one lesson in turning life's bullshit into creative currency.
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Tuesday Dec 16, 2025
Tuesday Dec 16, 2025
Welcome to The Daily Fckcabulary: 60 Seconds of Therapeutic Sarcasm. I'm Hawsé Sumi—Pittsburgh artist, two-time August Wilson House grant recipient, Paramount+ licensed creator, and the author of the UnF🍸ckable Book Series.
For 365 days, I'm dropping one new word, one piece of original art, and one lesson in turning life's bullshit into creative currency.
New episodes drop daily at 6 AM EST.
Subscribe so you don't miss tomorrow's word.
Digital Flipbook + Audiobook - coming soonPhysical Calendar