The Daily Fuckcabulary

The Daily Word is … Fucktide (THE 12 DAYS OF Fuckmas - Episode 8)

"Alright, check this out. They call it 'yuletide'—sounds all fancy and British, like we should be wearing top hats and singing carols. But let me tell you what it REALLY is.
It's that special time between Halloween and New Year's where your credit card just... bursts into flames. Your liver sends you a formal complaint.
Your in-laws show up 'just for the weekend' and they're still there in February, reorganizing your kitchen at 6:47 AM like they pay rent. That's not a season.
That's a fucktide. And if you made it through with your sanity and your marriage intact, you deserve a trophy. A goddamn trophy.

The Daily Word is … Fuckermint (THE 12 DAYS OF Fuckmas - Episode 7)

"Alright, check this out. You ever bite into one of them candy canes? First bite—CRACK. Now you got a broken tooth.
Second lick—SLICE. Now your tongue's bleeding like you bit a razor blade. And it tastes like your grandma's perfume collection from 1987. But the REAL peppermint?
That's the schnapps. That's the rocket fuel you need when your MAGA uncle is talking about 'the war on Christmas' like he's a Fox News anchor, your vegan cousin is doing open-heart surgery on the turkey, and your mom is asking why you're still single WHILE chewing.
That's not a mint. That's a Fuckermint. And you know exactly what I'm talking about.

The Daily Word is … Fuckog (THE 12 DAYS OF Fuckmas - Episode 6)

"Alright, listen to me. You ever been to that family dinner? I'm talking the one where your MAGA uncle just discovered memes from 2012 and thinks he's Warren Buffett?
Where your vegan cousin is giving the turkey a full Catholic funeral with hymns and everything?
Where your mom is asking why you're still single IN BETWEEN bites of green bean casserole like she's running a life audit and a taste test simultaneously?
You can't survive that sober. You need something stronger. You need that holiday sludge.
That alcoholic life support. That... fuckog. And you know exactly what I'm talking about.
 

The Daily Word is … Fuckarling (THE 12 DAYS OF FUCKMAS - Episode 5)

"Alright, listen to me. You ever been in Target? Of course you have. December rolls around, you're just trying to grab a PS5 for your nephew, and that song comes on.
You know the one. Mariah. Carey. 'All I Want for Christmas Is You.' First time? Cute. 47th time? I wanna commit a war crime at the self-checkout.
Meanwhile, Granny Bootsy over here has her cart parked like she's guarding the nuclear football. My phone's at 2%—2%!—and my kid's in aisle 7 screaming Santa's not real like he just read some forbidden philosophy.
That's not Christmas spirit. That's a fuckarol. And you know exactly what I'm talking about.
 

The Daily Word is … Fuckament (THE 12 DAYS OF FUCKMAS - Episode 4)

"Alright, check THIS out. Your grandma gives you this ornament, right? Says it's 'priceless.' Says it survived forty years. FORTY. YEARS. It made it through Nixon, made it through wars, made it through your Uncle's second divorce—and probably a tornado. You put it on the tree, you step back, you admire it. You think, 'This is nice.'
Then Mittens—Mittens, who weighs nine pounds soaking wet—comes flying through like he's been shot out of a cannon, hits that tree like a linebacker, and now Grandma's 'priceless' memory is glitter dust on your floor. That's not an ornament, ladies and gentlemen. That's a fuckament. And you know what? Grandma's ghost is watching from heaven like, 'Well... shit.'

The Daily Word is … Fucktinsel ~ (THE 12 DAYS OF FUCKMAS - Episode 2)

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The tinsel that gets everywhere and reproduces in your carpet until July.
As in: "My vacuum coughed up fuckinsel from the Nixon administration.

The Daily Word is … Fuckletoe ~ (THE 12 DAYS OF FUCKMAS - Episode 1)

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It's 11:47 PM at the office holiday party. The fuckletoe is hanging. Terry from accounting smells like mothballs and cheap whiskey.
Sharon from HR is cornering you. And somewhere, a plant is weaponized into a tool for 'mandatory fun.' Let's call this holiday tradition what it is: Fuckletoe

The Daily Word is … Fuckmas ~ (THE 12 DAYS OF FUCKMAS Episode 1)

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Alright now, check this out. It's December 24th, 2:47 AM. You got tape stuck to your elbow, your scissors done vanished like your ex's commitment, and this bike—this goddamn bike—got instructions written in IKEA Swedish.
Your Christmas spirit? It's in that $6 bottle of wine, and that wine is almost empty. You didn't sign up for this. But you here. And we got a word for this special kind of holiday trauma: Fuckmas Eve. Let's get into it

The Daily Word is … Fuckstances

"It's 4:47 PM. You're in therapy, finally feeling like you might be okay. Your phone buzzes. It's your landlord: 'Rent's due.' Your ex just liked a photo from 2019. Your mom is calling. You haven't eaten since yesterday. The universe is playing its favorite game: 'Let's see if they break.' Let's call this perfectly timed chaos what it is: Fuckstances.

The Daily Word is … Fucktrophy

It's Thanksgiving. Your MAGA-hat uncle just discovered a 2012 meme that "explains the economy." Your vegan cousin is performing a funeral for the turkey. Your mom just asked why you're still single. And you're three glasses of wine deep, smiling through clenched teeth, earning the only trophy that matters. Let's call this family dinner survival award what it is: Fucktrophe
I'm Hawsé Sumi—Pittsburgh artist, two-time August Wilson House grant recipient, Paramount+ licensed creator, featured in international galleries and the author of the UnF🍸ckable Book Series.
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